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Chicken “Yokes”!

Ever wondered why the chicken, and other things, crossed the road?

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because Keysborough Egg Farm moved across the road and around the corner.

Why did the computer cross the road?
Because the chicken programmed it to.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because Simon said

What did the grape do when the chicken stepped on it while it crossed the road?
Gave a little wine ( whine)

Why did the chicken cross the road half way?
Because it wanted to lay it on the line

Why did the the bubble gum cross the road?
Because it was stuck to the chickens foot

Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the UDDER side

Why did the horse cross the road?
Because it was the chicken’s day off

Why did the egg roll across the road?
Because the chicken hadn’t hatched yet

Why did the Rooster run away?
Because it was chicken!

Why did the Turkey cross the road?
To prove it wasn’t a chicken

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?
A bird that lays down!

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens weren’t invented

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More fun stuff:)

Make The Very Hungry Catepillar or a beautiful butterfly out of egg cartons or learn some interesting chicken facts.

Interesting Chicken Facts!

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Location
2-8 Pacific Drive,
Keysborough VIC 3173

Tel: (03) 8769 4111
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